"What's up with the gay looking underwear?  I thought you only wore boxers."

"Got 'em from the dude who shot my video."

"What fucking video?  You didn't say 'nuthin about no video."

"Yeah I did.  That's how I'm making my bills now.  I'm in these, uh...videos and shit."

"No shit!  Are you doing pornos now?  That's fucking awsome...let me check one out."